My boyfriend recently told me there is a term for men who are attracted to red-headed women and like to have sex with them.
A pumpkin smasher.
But the urban dictionary told me something very different.
Definition of Smashing A Pumpkin
How the hell is it already October? On January 1, I blinked and now it’s the first week of October….
Anyway – so pumpkin smashing. If you consult the urban dictionary, you’ll come up with all kinds of colorful definitions of what that is.
Pumpkin pounding is:
Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS. Don’t try this! It just doesn’t sound fun. Humiliating yes – but not fun.
Smashing pumpkins is just not a cool band in the 90s, but it is (according to the urban dictionary) : While double teaming a sex partner the two males ball sacks “smash” together causing stomach pains for both males.
That does not sound fun either.
I honestly think he meant:
1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pastyskinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.
Yes. Because I’m a redhead – my boyfriend is a pumpkin pounder.
Are you A Pumpkin Pounder?
I mean, are you attracted to redheads? I do know that is common that a lot of guys chase after me because I’m a fiery redhead and indeed I am. We are a breed of a different kind. My Scotch/Irish ancestors were warrior motherfuckers – at least that is what my ancestry line tells me. I am somehow related to Robert the Bruce and also William Wallace. Think Braveheart.
I have always thought this is where I get my temperament and domineering attitude from… which brings me to my Halloween costume. I think I will be a Scottish warrior with a sword. But a sexy one. I just haven’t quite figured out what that will look like quite yet but I am thinking something skimpy, with a tartan, some metal medallions on the boobs and a sword.
What Will You Be For Halloween?
I want to hear from all of you – submissive, sissies, or just straight up guys – what are you going to be for Halloween? Every year, I will get a picture or two from those that love to crossdress or just show off what they are wearing even if it isn’t feminine garb. Last year, I talked with M who wanted me to help him come up with ideas. He is an exhibitionist and was going to an all-adult party where he could off just about everything without being completely nude. I told him to go as a marble statue of a Greek god. His friend was an artist and had body paints and he wore a VERY skimpy ensemble. He sent pictures to me and wow – she did a good job!
It sure helps that he has an amazing body!
Pumpkin Smashing Smasher
Pumpkin smashing actually sounds therapeutic. No, I don’t mean taking a strap on to a redheaded woman – well maybe … but I mean, smashing pumpkins in the street. Or maybe I can get one of you to fuck a pumpkin. Now that would be fun. We could get a contest going to see who can last the longest smashing a pumpkin. Which brings me back to the early days of LDW – I specifically recall a guy fucking a pumpkin on cam for me one day. Remember yahoo cam? LOL. He would go on there and do this, plus also watermelons in the summers. Poor dude couldn’t get laid to save his life and I suspect it was because he had such a small penis.
Anyway – ideas for costumes for me, for you….. thoughts?
Ms Cecilia
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