I had My special masturbating idiot come around on Saturday morning and what did he bring with him?  He brought a ‘spunksickle’.  What is a spunksickle you ask?  Well, this jerk off decided he would take a tupperware container and capture two weeks worth of cum and freeze it.  Then, he sent Me a picture. It looked like a mini iceberg.  No one on the Titanic ever experienced anything like that!

So, on Saturday morning, I get a ring – and there he is, sitting there with his two week capture of cum, as it’s melting right in front of him.  What does he do? He ate it. Every bit of it. Two weeks worth. He swallowed it down in about half an hour time. Unbelievable!  I tell you, if that isn’t cock control – I don’t know what is. Not only that, he hadn’t cum three days prior to calling Me …

Can you be more of a masturbating idiot? Surely not! This one takes the cake, or the jizziscle!  Speaking of cake  – it was his birthday on the 10th, and I want to tell him a Happy Birthday!!  Belated.  I couldn’t tell him sooner because I had been bitten by a scorpion and it had taken some time to see if I would actually survive it, or not.  haha.  In all actuality, it stung for a good 24 hours and then it subsided.  So, I’m here writing, aren’t I?

Now, you know — for all you CBT jerk offs out there – I’d like to have a couple of Bark Scorpions to attach to your balls … that would be CBT at it’s most extreme! Don’t try that at home, kids.

Keep it kinky, bitches.

Ms Cecilia