LOL. Just kidding. That can’t happen.

Anyway, welcome – have a seat. Let’s talk about the big ones, shall we?

But First…. Your Small Penis

I actually read a weird post the other day about a technique for making a guy’s penis bigger and I won’t even say what it involved because I can only imagine guys trying it and I’m not going to be responsible for a hospital bill, so screw that. I have some ethics. But have you looked around lately and seen the ads of things? Pumps, pills, etc etc. And that one weird trick that I won’t tell you about.

Seriously, guys, it is not getting any bigger.

But changing topics because …

I can.

I’ve Been a Busy Mistress

I adopted a new kitten. She’s like a big panther already and I have the scratch marks to prove it! She’s a gorgeous big Maine Coon kitten. I have been designing more and also doing audios and taking calls. I spoke to someone yesterday that I have talked to in YEARS and was good to hear from her! I recall talking to her years ago and I always love to hear a familiar voice. It’s actually really nice and I’ve noticed some of the original LDW gangsters have been coming back! So if it’s been awhile, don’t be a stranger – I love all of you – old and new.

Anyway, here she came with her Hitachi, dildo and all dressed up and we had a fun time.  See? Sometimes Mistresses are better than exes because exes will never take you back. But we will – if you’ve been good, that is…..

Autumn is Right Around the Corner

Anyone else here a pumpkin spice whore? I wait for September to roll around so I can order my first pumpkin spice latte for the season, but I try to wait until the end of September so it doesn’t feel too weird. I mean, after all, it’s still HOT where I am and no sign of it cooling off soon.  I’m looking for a new way to drink my morning coffee though. How do you take your coffee?  Right now, I brew it in an Italian pot and add a bit of hot water so it’s not super strong, add some cream and stevia. But I’m bored with it. Like, super bored. I want a reason for me to not lounge in bed in the mornings with my guy or my cat or both and jump up and say – I NEED THAT COFFEE! I’m not one of those morning people at all….

Which begs the question:

If You Were to Wake Me Up in the Morning, How Would You Do it?

I’d love to hear in the comments how you’d wake me up. I would love to see how creative you are. I think it would be interesting to see the different answers and how you’d approach it specifically. I’ll announce which answer I liked best in my next blog post so let me hear from you. And if so inclined, you can tell me on the phone so we can role-play it out. That could be a very fun time.

Now some things – again – I’m not a morning person. I wake up slow. I like it nice and easy and extra points if you make me cum somehow, someway. Just saying. I have my priorities in the morning. LOL.

Also, I don’t eat breakfast until 10 am so if you bring me breakfast in bed – it might get cold for awhile.

But tell me the kind of coffee you would bring? And what are your mornings like? I’m here all week for your calls, sex text sessions, etc

Ms Cecilia