I just had a call this morning where I have to somehow take “pity” on this little dicked guy, and let him have sex with me while I *yawn* let him do his pathetic business.Â I mean, come on, it’s funny.Â Plus he gets a kick out of knowing I’d be completely bored out of My freaking mind with his, um, little 3 incher.Â Which got Me to thinking – small cocks have to have their place in this universe, right?Â I mean, do they belong?
Whilst I am completely bored with them as far as having sex goes and, I haven’t had sex with one – so how would I know?Â Well, first of all, I’m not attracted to them – I mean, My first reaction is to quickly grab a camera and take pictures of it for proof.Â Then, like you’d dress up a small dog like a Chihuahua, I want to put doll clothes on it. So, what I’m trying to say is – My first initial reaction to it is to not have sex.Â I want to play with it like a cat toys with a mouse.Â Secondly, if I wanted to pleasure Myself with something that small – I’d use My finger.
My only guess is how small cocks even have their place in this universe is to amuse and entertain Me.Â I can giggle at them, I can go and find other bigger men whilst My little guy stays home and I can cuckold him.Â I’m sure there are other purposes that I can’t think of right at this very moment – but, sex certainly is not one of them.
So, My little dicked guys – come one, come all – give Me a phone sex call and hey, fire up your cam or send your pictures to Me so I can get a good laugh in. I love it.