Interesting title, eh?
My update on Las Vegas is this - My goal is moved up to September as I hope things will be able to come together by then and I can finally make My move there. A lot of people have been curious as to when I’m leaving, so there you have it - [...]
I was recently talking to someone who sounds a lot like Robert Deniro on the phone - which, of course, cracked Me up because now I have made him My “kitchen bitch”. I hear he’s quite the cook, and the other day, after starting an accidental fire in My kitchen trying to make french-press coffee [...]
Recently, I’ve had a caller who has become one of My new favorites - and I have found out - to My absolute delight that he LOVES the smotherbox and facesitting. For those of you who do not know what a smotherbox is - it’s a box where your head goes into, and that I [...]
Hello, I’m back again, and this time with a message:
Lately, I’ve run into a rash of people who love to try to play mind games with Me - and by mind games, I mean, those who like to somehow “play” like they are submissive but try to somehow, go over My orders or buck My [...]
Hello all you freaks of the fetish,
I’ve been in a circus mode lately as I’m reading “Water for Elephants” - which is a compelling novel about joining the circus and working for one. So, it would be funny to have a circus show that displays all the fetishes that are out there. I’d be the [...]
Hello all you wankers,
How are you?
I’ve had a very busy week - and I must say that I’ve had some looonnnggg erotic calls. I’m not complaining at all because I love to spend time with a lot of My guys and really get to know you. The other night I had a 4 hour call, [...]
Hello all you closet cocksuckers,
Yesterday, I heard from someone that I hadn’t heard from in awhile and I was please to know that our very own Ms Hannah turned him into a cock sucker. He gave me the briefing of what has been going down as of late, and I have to admit I was [...]
Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope you all have a good holiday and get plenty of firework action in. My plans are still up in the air for tomorrow night, however, I will still be around during the day tomorrow to take your calls. So make sure you get some “fireworks” with Me [...]
Hello all you deviants,
I’ve been in the chat room this morning and was just asking the question: ‘What are you all doing this weekend?” To my dismay, all of them said “Nothing Exciting”. So - I gave them an assignment to do ONE exciting thing that titillates and thrills. Doesn’t matter what it is - [...]
I posted up an audio up at teasemania.com - be sure to check that out - it was written by the one and only Masturbating Idiot - one of my most favorite callers. He’s highly creative and can whip out the best scripts - I truly appreciate your talent!
Also, thanks to Rel for submitting [...]
